Is there any medicine for long life?

Man:     Is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
Man:    will it help?
Doctor: no, but it will avoid such thoughts.
Monday, June 9, 2014
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Why Soo Much Make-Up?

Boy: Where Are You Going? Girl: For Suicide..
Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?
Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo will Come In Newspaper.
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how can you escape if it caught fire?

Teacher : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Student  : Simple, Stop imagining. 
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Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"
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years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Husband: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife:        Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltrs.
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What r the people of Turkey called?

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? 
Student:  I don't know. 
Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs
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why r u late for school again?

Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again?
 Peter:    Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.
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